Mas Espanol
Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. It’s getting to the point where I almost can’t go to my Spanish class because of the girl who sits in front of me. If I didn’t know she had a boyfriend Id guarantee that she was flirting with me. Heck, I still think she is. If I wasn’t a Senior and wasn’t going to be (hopefully) getting out of here next year I’d probably give it a shot. But she’s been dating this guy for multiple years and he seems like he’s a good guy so I wouldn’t wanna do that to her, or truthfully him either.
Fuck you girls.
Espanol
In Spanish today we had to ask and answer hypothetical questions. My question was “if you could marry a celebrity, who would it be?”
My answer? Beadle of course.
No one knew who she was.
Epic fail.
Damnit
I have been listening to that horse song for about 2 hours in a row now.
“shut up woman get on my horse”
an Open Letter to the girl who sits in front of me in Spanish
Dear girl who sits in front of me in Spanish:
As I see it you have two options. Option 1, stop being so gorgeous, beautiful, funny, smart, nice and stop laughing at my jokes. Immediately.
Option 2, Quit dating your boyfriend, even more immediately. Either one works, but option 2 is preferable. Kthxbai
Esteban
i endorse her 100%!! @fetch9 With her GQ spread, January Jones has surged into the lead of my girl rankings. Your move
– Beadle’s TwitterI think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
— Demetri Martin
I think it’s called, stop sucking dick and people will stay and watch.
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